Saturday, June 03, 2006

Freebasing Squirrels

Squirrels on crack. This is the best myth ever. If you haven't heard of this one, brace yourself. Crackheads in the district started to hide their drugs in public parks after increased police pressure on their regular crack dens. While foraging for nuts or acorns, Squirrels have been getting high for free. There are now groups of crack addicted squirrels terrorizing pedestrians all over the district. Awesome.

There are many flaws in the logic of this story. Crack= certain death for rodents. And the obvious flaw, crackheads would never hide their rocks in a park- as if they would be able to remember which park they left it in.

1 Comments:

Blogger sarah hill said...

the last i heard, wouldn't crackheads rather swallow their rocks instead of letting them out of their sight?

10:06 AM  

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