Saturday, June 10, 2006

Dumb Blondes

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"

Hahaha..... everybody has heard blonde jokes before. There are entire websites devoted to them. But why?! Why is there the stereotype that blondes are incredibly stupid? You see it all the time in movies-- there's that ditsy, bubbly, blonde college girl doing something ridiculous (think Clueless...). And then there are these mountains of jokes about the adventures of dumb blondes. Many of them are sexual, and suggest that blondes are a little more "loose" when it comes to sex. Others put blondes in fairly simple situations only to have them do something incredibly stupid. But why wasn't it brunettes? Or Mexicans? Or black people? Or Indians? ...I think that making racial jokes has become so taboo that the only thing we had left was blondes (and note, they are always female blondes...). If you replaced hair color with race in the above joke, you'd probably offend some people. But blonde jokes seem pretty harmless. It still doesnt answer my question, though....

Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A: Peroxide.

oooooooh! :D

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